OLSEN KNIFE - INTERSTATE SIGN
; j li Jlf) n i urn ri- ri- unmm i mm riwimww minri mmnm-mi mmnm-mi mmnm-mi 'nm war the mini will win'Cause it gets the maxiest looks from the mostest men! Somebody at the Post Office must know me. A letter from Ray Benson in Columbia, S.C., arrived to me addressed "The Chubby Bearded Rascal Columnist From The Deep ' South," Detroit, Mich. The geography, the hair and the flab .1 can buyv but "rascal"? . . . Great Burma-Shave-type Burma-Shave-type Burma-Shave-type Burma-Shave-type Burma-Shave-type sign on U.S. 131 between between Big Rapids and Grand Rapids: "Fatty, Fatty run for your life! Here comes skinny with an Olsen Knife!" What's an Olsen knife? Wonder Wonder if if could help ol' Chub here carve off the lard? . . . Johnny Randall of Southfield's WYXZ notes his wife Maryann recently shared a maternity ward room with a woman who has had ten children, and, says Randall, "She ran Dut of names to call her husband!" Eliminating "Dear" and "Honey" would be good starters.