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THE DETROIT FUEE PRESS, TUESDAY, JANUARY 20, 1025. to Keep The Theater jjc Detroit jfxtt r.l....- bf Th ffw Free, from it. I C-1S 1 i 7 11 bu.e-.rd. ietro.t, c. -ft i aa nuer at tNa at lcuo.u jr.cw u.a Act of ja.ria j.

Jr. Marking Space By BRADNER. Dr.y.AIvanxO THE VERSAILLES COMPROMISE. Hivtk'i tri' aa American Interviewer Uutt the re are taring Is a very bad p-ace, an-J t. al crufhuif Kuroj; alao, be di)urjs on Lat eight tare been Lad a "real Wood row WI1- soa pfitce" bn eatabliabed lnsmad.

it Is. of course, Id's for Mr. EUta or ason els to speculate on bat might bva followed the of an unadulterated Wotxlrov Wilson pc. Aj a matter of fact, the present ptaca la fundv the miMrrfXlK flat hoi af'aa p-ntB fo- th Aral flma in (UTiWim a lb Lr.rwe afta. t-y huenn hqv.

TM CHARAITTKR.1. fnubbr Kdwln H. Wolf. Arm THE WCOil.H IS THAT HE LIVES. that all-in.

fl-ins." The tniiplred copy writer.) 4 cf gtw vmrtst, rtMtf hfttnt Mnttwm rail durJ. Wrf $tmpd and ai jri, eni nope enciostd, ana ta trrprr hm41sr itttT m4 rw fr. so-md conruuwxon, such (4in 9 umuuabit for publication, or urr start wui not fermU. A fcagn ttt-i be tni Uf. tarns mUi uil pveicrxb far svd, t-uiuai casts.

ktjvssts Jar srnk aervtc grtd. Mnry i.ear SfliMil l-UVriiil (AKU IN t-ETkOlT AN I K.CitiCiA.H CTii.i AM VILX-AOLS. De.tr Daj A Son4T ft wtfk 4 i i jj l-i-k iSIM 1 i Tuk ru i.os XA'L PAYAHIE IN ADVANC1 POa.Aufi ha.i, IS LMIki) bTAli AkU CAf.AU. Xmi'f Sunday S-m-iay MONTH 74 .50 lli) K'A'TiU 2 ii ISO I S.X MOMiiS td JSO 7 itA t.Ml M.U0 mitiUily the kind of peace advoo.aJ.ed by Mr. Wilton.

It a in some of the detail that Mr. WiLsvu'e peace lai modified, and In that way the i.v. WMiam Liuk I Vrm. Mr Ll: Waitar Sbarartfc Hav. J'rr.

TbumiHa VtrsaLl'-s treaty, with iU League of Nations cove nant, may certainly be regarded aa a compromise. Havelof Kills looka upon the Versaillea compromise aa an eTll thing. It la and It Isn't The French and the Belgian don't think It Is a misfortune; nor do the nations which emerged itMuLK Cf IHK ASSjCIAIEO HiESS. Tfca Aaaooatee 1'raae ia ascluaiF.l, entitled to th UM foe of all aiwa d.atau hea cradttad to It or IM) csea.iad ta iha taper. n4 eiao tna local (wi puti.taoed aj ruhtt rapuDU.aiioi, ot apac.

tUapatthaa Mitia i the ar gains of Independence and terri If you would know bow man's abused By toil, disease and sin. Observe the prepositions used To tell the state he's in. He's through, fagged out, all broken up. He's used up, down and out, He's gone to pieces, scarce can sup. And just can be about.

Though washed out, he remains all in. Worn out, beyond a doubt; Thus flitting back and forth, till, thin. He's run down and dragged out. G. E.

P. ia iurri. OUT-OF-TOWN CPVlCES. laodca, Enfand IluiUi.d Aftacy. If Keftnt it S.

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atbtoa mi-iQi Metropolian iaaa alluav WHEN I TRY TO SCOLD. BY EDGAR A. GUEST. I'm not much good at scolding, and I'll tell the reason uhg: I jutt can't stand to see her uhen she puckers up to cry. Sow her motfier can control her, but the tninute that I speak A little sharply to her all the sunshine leaves her cheek And her lips draw down in terror and a big tear fills far eye; And 1 just go all to pieces when sfa puckers up to cry.

'Twos the same thing with her brother. He could laugh his mother down, And he wasn't scared of scolding and he didn't mind her frown. And he'd never make a whimper when she'd tell him whit was what, Dal if I'd snap out an order, lie'd stand rooted to the spot As if thunder bolts Jiad fallen from a clear and sunny sky, And you'd thivk his heart was broken as he puckered up to cry. Now, she's just the picture of him as he was at three years old, Just as full of life and mischief. And there's times I ought to scold, But the first sharp word I utter seems to terrify Iter so, For lier lips begin to tremble and the tears begin to flow, And I say: "Oh, I can't do it! It's no use for me to try," For I just go all to pieces when she puckers up to cry.

(Copyright, 1121. by Edgar A. Guest.) tory Jir. jihb a uiifu auuiuai opportunity like Versaillea, acme of these young nations would not only perpetuate Identically the same evil, as Mr. Ellis ca.Ha It tbey would probably grab up more power and territory while the rrab-bics was good.

The merlsa and demerit of the existing peace are tbua seen to be a relative thing. Opinion on the TUKSDAY. JAACASY 20, 1625. THE WHEELS OP PROGRESS. treaty varies sharply according aa on contemplates yeus ago, even twenty years ita effects from the viewpoint of a victorious Franc or a defeated Germany.

But everywhere In Europe, nr ikn u. shaw. Into the smoking room of en oreen liner Sutton Vane marshals ell the characters In his fantastic play of here and the hereafter, Outward Bound." one of the most diseuned stage writings of recent years. There are found Scrubby, the steward, an attempted suielde who for that error of judgment is condemned to cruise back and forth, with never a port to welcome him, and who, when the action opens, ia shown polishing glasses behind the ship's bar; Mr. Prior, a noisy yoong fellow who imbibes much red liquor; Mrs.

Cllvenden-Banks, a vulgarian whose raiment and raucous-ness unmistakably proclaim her station; the Heverend Mr. Duke, who tries with only moderate success to make himself a good fellow; Mrs, Midget, sometime London charwoman, all dressed up, and Intent on an outing; the vastly pompous Mr. Llngley, who Is an M. and boastful of his success, and a pair of lovers who, rather than be separated, ineffectually tried to take their lives. Here they are, typically human In their llkee and occupations, in their small talk and their petty Jeal-ousiea.

when the disconcerting discovery Is made that, already dead, they are headed for eternity- one extreme or the other with Scrubby volunteering the Information that It really does not matter which, as they are ona and tha same, a a a This Is tha situation Button Vane builds up. and it Is from this rather daring position that he must extricate hla characters. Be accomplishes this by bringing on the Great Examiner, who disposes of the passengers, according to their deserts, until there are left only the devoted and bewildered lovers. Thene he cannot give relief. Like Scrubby, because they failed in their attempt to tnke their lives, they are merely half ways.

It Is their Job to work out their own salvation, which, it Is hinted. Includes coming back to earth and starting all over attain. Mr. Vane employa a deal of In-Keuulty In attempting to overcome the liRmlicsn he Imposed on himself in worklna; out a convincing conclusion. "Outward Bound" reveals an abundance of good writing and suspense that is maintained to the last curtain, it is all done In a way that aiipesls, with emphasis even in Germany, the trend seems to be toward the realization that the peace, such as It la, ought to be nude the bent of, with necessary readjustments like the Dawes plan.

In this new tendency one discerns the brightest spot In the whole situation, which to Havelock Ellis appears so totally gloomy. As to his might-have-been speculations, there is in them a strange quirk. The difficulty with Europe Is not so much bow to reinforce Mr. Wilson's peace Ideas, which were substantially adopted by the Versailles conference. The problem is, rather, how still more to de-Wllsonlse the peace.

This problem Is happily being solved from year to year, almost from month to month, step by step. If the process, naturally a slow one. continues, the real blunders of the Versailles compromise but not those deplored by Mr. Ellis, we fear should eventually be undone. II ACE AAI.GAMATIO..

Amalgamating races of Itself does not tend to wipe out the groups involved. There may be such wiping out. but It is the result of social and political processes and not of processes biological. Such is the conclusion of professor W. E.

Castle, of Harvard. James O'Donpell Bennett reports Assistant Secretary of the Interior Goodwin aa saying there are row in the United States I45.fc00 Indians, of whom 182. GOu are fun blooded and lSS.ouO are mixed bloods. Th Indiana are now Increasing In numbers. Their birth rates are higher than their death rates.

Speaking generally, th Increase is among the mixed breeds, the fullbluoda being on tha decrease. As an exception to the last statement, he mentions one tribe of full-bloods in southern Arizona that la Increasing. Thla report la In accord with th principles laid down by Castle, who says the social and political taboo on marriages between Indians and whites does not operate as It doe between whites and black In all parts of th country and between whites and yellow on th Paeifls slope especially. The bulk of lr. Castle's artiele In the Journal of Heredity deals with the whites and blacks.

He quotes Wilcox aa saying Negroes are not holding their oun numerically In the United States. In the first census, that of it, there was one black man for every five white. In the last census th proportion was one for every ten. The whites are Increasing becau of an excess of births over deaths and also becaus of an excess of Immigration over emigration, Th black birth rat 1 now no higher, or little higher, than th blaok death rat. Th race consciousness of th blacks has extended to political and social fields, but not to biological.

They have don very little to decrease their death rate. They have nothing similar to the Canadian French movement to gain power bv Increasing their birth rate. Castle reports on mulaftoe ss distinguished from blacks. He says that the mulattoea are brainier than the pure blacks. They are on a higher social status.

They secure economlo opportunity easier than the pure blacks. As a rule, they hold themselves somewhat aloof from the black. They do not marry with them. They have a low birth rate. Probably their blith rate Is lower than their death rale, counting pure bloods and mixtures of blacks who have a birth rata higher than their death rat.

Th prediction I mad that th mulattoea will form a sparat portion of the black rac. Its rstio to tha whole black race will be a diminishing one. However. they "A droll Idea that won't get anywhere," said Fred W. Jordan, theatrical advance man, speaking of the theory that the radio will cut Into the buslneas of the theater.

"My notion la that It will bring even more people to the playhouaea. The radio does not take the place of the eye; people like to see the artist In peraon. There a radio tatlon In Atlanta whose announcer has become more or leas famous simply through his announcing, yet 1 have heard any number of people say. '1 wish I oould get a look at that man, 1 want to see what he looks The voice merely awakens a desire to visualise lu possessor." Beaj Year Fartfoa, Omr Mistake, Wrt Dldnt you overlook one In eommentlng on the editorial which demanded that someone sound the tooatn aa-alnst the current flood of contraband liquor? What we need more la an anti-toxin. IL B.

S. It Is becoming more apparent every day that persons who are slt-tlnsr around with radio haadaot on. from th Garden of E4n to th present. Blarkatone appears alone In a pretty setting and at a wava of the hand catiapi the girls to appear ona by one, apparently picking; them out of the ar. I Rise to Remark BY OH.

ALVIK K. MAUAHY. bank'-rs ml financial men generally looked upon the automoMlo with d-p mifplclon. Tlie motor car was ccnsldered a luxury If not an absolute and the business of matiufatiuing It was clasiied aa highly tupnrltnental and hiixardoua. Today thr la no tuslnena that la on a mora foundation than la the motor vf hide business In all Ita affects.

No business has a more steady and depen flow of output; no business is in a better financial condition; no business has a more brilliant prospect ahead. The pagnetiger the truck, the bus. tractor have become indlspenalble neeetielUns 1th a oonnUuitly enlarging demand. The world and In particular the American world would be unabhi to move, grow and expand without them. II It should lose thorn, It would become stagnant and wtmld retrograde.

Today there are 17,000,000 gasoline driven vehicles In this country and almost halt the families In the United Stales possess a machine of some sort, mostly because they cannot get along otherwhsa, without In some way suffering a ruu.1 Tbe bucinttas man cou)d not look after his dally affairs wt-re lie deprived of his automobile. The physician could not lake, care of bis patients If he were not able to ue a machine In making his rounds, and there would be untold suffering and needless loss of llfo. Commercial houses nnd manufacturing plans would find It quite Impossible to operule on tho modern scale and make deliveries except for their fleets of trucks. The farmer would be hopelessly "sunk" It he did not have a motor car In whirh to deliver his produce and keep up his communications with customers und town. Today ho can accomplish in an hour with the aid of his flivver what it took him a day to accomplish one or two decades ago; and he no longer feels out of the world becuuae be lives tn'cnty, thirty or even fifty miles Irom a city.

He knows thut at any timo, within an hour or two ha and hla family enn bn In the center of tilings. What thl3 menus as a destroyer of drahneas and He aJo presents the comedy pkrtch. 'IucK. Inn," In which he perforina 86 difficult tricks with the aid or ductal and cnicncns. travesty on the Volstead law Is niiariouniy runny.

vvkitlng to hear Calvin Coolldge back up, are in for a fine caae ot A complete chansre in Droeram will be mad each day during- the week. ear callous. A amine; Mete. iFrora tha Cincinnati fenquirar.) Wednesday will be card night. Thursday haunted house nlajht and Friday will be hox escape nficht.

when expert packers from the New- ITALY'S OPPORTUNITY. There appears to have been more smoke than fire In the outwardly noisy parliamentary opposition to Uenito Mussolini, Fascist rremier of Italy. Just before Mussolini submitted to the chamber of deputies bis electoral reform bill, the three ex-premlers, tliollttl, Salandra and Orlando announced themselves as a "sacred union" to overthrow the dictatorship. The remainder of the opposition threatened to got together for tho same purpose. When the nlorm scorned about to break, however, the government's electoral reform bill stole its thunder.

The vole on the bill, 283 to 19. would Indicate that for onca tho premier had his political foes eating out of his hand. It la now up to the opiKisitlon groups to show that, under a liberalised electoral system approved by a chamber majority, tho country It Is aaid tha Prince of Walaa now plajra Joaa Are. Mr. Bernard Shaw's play, Rt.

Joan, now belna; presented In Detroit, la another example of the mystery that always surrounds the world's heroio characters. Mark Twain made Joan a nineteenth century prude with a sword In her hand. 8haw makes her a rather pig-headed farmer girl with a mixture of countrified common-sense and religious ecatatlclsm. Concerning every great personality of history there la this same division of opinion. I once knew two old gentlemen, both authorities on American history and both claiming to have known Daniel laa banjolaie.

One of thaae tfaye that dot romb-Kndicott company will natl Blackntnne in a box. from which he la aoliis to drive the public patience, too will mako his way In a few sec (at. onds. Other acts will Introduce the 'Phantom Stallion." said be one nf TIP to sens and daughters: Whenever Had starts on one of hi the mont amazlnar and costly acta of Its kind ever presented. On the screen Is beina shown D.

W. Griffith's splendid plctur1r.ed history of the American revolution, "America," with a cast of thousands, headed by Barrymore and Carol Pempster. Webster personally, who contra laid on the maimer in which this oddly assorted band of ticket holders endeavor to adjust themselves to the Krmt adventure with which they are brought iace to face. There is KrlppliiK realism, and a deep insight inro the foibles of humankind that marks the play ss a distinct contribution to the theater, where novelty lifts its tiead all too infro-quently. a a a -Outward Bound" calls for skilful tirades against tha fads and foibles and manner of dress of your generation, show him the photograph he bad taksn of himself when ho as to, years old.

wearing, among other things, tight trousers and a tie, and with Ids football hair parted 111 tha middle. Kmt Mre Mrerlc. dicted each other flatly aa to the most obvious trails of Webster's will oust. Kasi'lstno from power at the forthcoming character. All great characters must be ob stinate, all must be visionary and parliamentary election.

Mussolini will, of course, have the launh on them If, as Is entirely posslbln, the election only reinforces his rule. Thnt the entirety of tho Italian nation lan't strain- ftctlnt, arid receives It at the hands all must be gifted with magnifi cent common-sense. Greatness la a monotony In furm life is incalculitble. of Miss Bonstelle and her companions in this excursion Into the fanciful. To see Manart Klppen an the waatrel Trior Is to revise up indow card, Griswold at.

THY are gradually ladina; up Though relatively a new thing, the tractor already lng at the leash to annihilate and his ward very far the good opinion he works, as his parliamentary opponents would have already ttoius with this observ to th' final straw: More Tripu There were no-nieduls of honor haitKing on the old-fashioned bil It is a role that runs the uamut of emotions, front the cart-lees tippler to tne man awakened to the uwful- ness of his situation, panic-stricken, remorseful, repemint, hopeful in the la luauguruting on era in agriculture, particularly on th bis 1'lulns and In the grain growing regions. The tractor offers a maximum opportunity for cultivation of the soil on a broad scale with a minimum of necessity for the employment of manpower and actual physical labor. At a time most opportune, it is bringing about a material readjustment of tho relative demands of the farms and tho factories for personnel. The tractor maintains acreage and at tie,) snma time releases thoumind for work race or tne doubts that beset him over the possibility of working out the outpide world believe, la becoming more and more apparent. Prlnco Caetanl, Itajlau ambassador at Washington, supplies furl her assurance to this effect.

before sailing for home, where he will engage in political activities, he told a group of his countrymen in New York that, in bis opinion. In I'ascismo lln the very salvation of his and their land. Like many political leaders In Italy, Prince Cae- his own regeneration, when the chance is given by the Great Kx- mingling of dreams and Indomitable will. It Is In bringing us back to the common-sense of history that Mr. Shaw has served his generation.

With all his love ot bizarre statements, hla Is the clearest mind In modern literature. He has done more to pry loose from traditional bunkum tha thought of tha average reader than any other Individual. In an age like ours, cursed as few times have beon, with mental vagueness, a mind like Fhaw's. which Is always courageous and Inspiring, even when It la hostile to our most cherished convictions. Is worth the study of every thinking person.

Perhaps St. Joan Is his finest work. Certainly It Is one ef the most suggestive to the student of history and human nature. uminer. Mis Tionstelle's charwonmn is i fine study, kindly save when eh VOICE, or 4iTHEL PEOPLE COAST CD.

CREW GETS OVER STRAITS IN FORD To the Editor: We have all heard of the many thing's a Kord car can do and has done but the latest feat of Henry Is crossing the Straits of Mackinaw on the Ice. The coast guard station closed Its active season here on the night of December 11, and as the crew wanted to get to Cheboygan right awny the Ice conditions were such that the big motor life boat could not be used to 'convey them across the etralta. John Garrett, No. 1, had an old flivver so they conceived the idea of going In the cur. ho they all plied In the car and started for i'heboygan.

There wns from one to three feet of snow all along the shore line road so thev took the Ice along the shore to Packard's Polnte. From there they crossed Betts bay to Polnte Aux Pins end on beyond to Saud bay. where they started across the straits, there being a bridge of Ice over which they had been crossing on foot for several days. There was some snow on the ice In most places and the old car ran like mad. and they made Cheboygan In good time, but while the boys were In town spending their New Year and having a good time a heavv irale came nn will not aisappeur lor tun, If ever.

Dr. Castle wrote the artiele In reply to one by Nljen, who had attempted to show statistically that th amalgamated races have an enormous disproportion of the tuberculosis, drunkenness, theft, and other social evils. Castle says that may be true, but If so It is the result of political and social, rather than biologic cause. The half-breeds are very apt to be the offspring of drunken parent who ar social outcasts. Furthermore, mixed breeds are apt to be aortal ly shunned by the peopl of beth the parent stocks.

od sad Aeld Stomeck. W. S. S. write: What Is th bet advice you can glv on who uf-fers from acid stomach and who takes about a box nf soda th kind purchased at the grocery store for i rental a week to relieve th elouia.

of gas? This person also has to get up frequently In the rilKht but thinks It Is because of the several doses of soda taken In a full gla.s of water Just before tiring and later. Would appreciate any suggestions ss to diet or remedy. Itt'l'l Vy beet advice Is te stop th axla' la tha principal ceuaa of the Lilly likewise of tha nlsht urination. It la nt poeslhl Ibat soma other uauae tha aridity oi-k. If tlia eoila and very cnreful aatina-Kir notntna- but n.llk er milk and hr.

a fi-w we. diwe Bit atnp th aclillty, h.ve a aeach made for another cause. There are many cauea Amon tneiil era const iimtlnn. anil erines. lnfctad sail Idixhlec, ulcra, cancer, won y.

n. chronic appendicitis The more of theae suua are at th top or I ha list. Is roused bv the snubs of some nf her riinw passengers, set off with liard hall and poolroom in the uld Home Town, perhaps, but we don't recall that the young men of the period ever made It a gathering place in which to lay plans for robbing a bank or sticking up a payroll messenger MOHK MONK.V KlH Vol It HOMEY. Advt. Note to young men readers: It isn't what you might take It to be.

It's from a farm paper, and Is directed to the attunlUm of bee keepers. TUB KKiHT HAS SI'AHTKI). NOT ALL of our contributors ln tho manufacturing world. A natural result Is aa hiM that, by his "bloodless revolution." Munso- compelling pathos and charm. cocUney cameo.

Kdna Archer raw- llni saved tho country at a timo when parliamentary ford as the vain Mrs. C'livden-Bnnki provides most or the comedy sketching- the part broadlv but al ways effectively. Waller Kherwin Is the self-important I.lttKley to the life, and Kdwln It. Wolfa Is an Ingratiating fiKure as the serene and obliKlna; Scrubby. The Bev.

Puke of Adams T. Kice, the lovers of Uilda l.tary and Lester Vall. and government win functioning badly. The returning ambassador also belongs to that school of Italian thought which maintains that the Fascist type of government, by the iron hand. Is best suited to Italian temperament.

Prince I'aetanl's looks like an Intelligent guess. What he says would not be true of peoples other than the Italian. Hut the people of Italy are the only ones who can disprove their own distinguished countryman's Judgment regarding themselves. An opportunity will coma with the next general the bluff und hearty Kxamtner of Walter Young are portraits that will llniter with thnxe who find their way to the Bonstelle riay- nouse ourine- tne next rortn lirnt. The slnKle serting the smoking room or tne eteamer ia done In Kood tuate, with Almost the tang of ine sea tne air.

from the east and smashed the Ice all up from Packard's Points to Polnte Aux Pins, inking the ice out clean to the shore where they naa traveled two days before Junuary 3. John Oarrett No. 1 Increiifo in the national capacity for productiveness lit a moment when the nation is In a position to make hill use of the advantage. Except for motor busses, short haul, mass transportation both in the cities and In the country would BtUl bo limited to only partly effective means. Independent of trackage, the bus goes whore It will, reaching rich, but hitherto sparsely settled ttreas between main arteries we are thinking especially of the suburban districts and so cieMing a new and lncreaulngly even distribution it tho population.

Tho motor bus, though Still In the early stapes of development is an element lu the llfo of tho nation that already 1b showing ttaclf nn nrch foe of congestion and therefore of slum C.i nl'h tha physical, Boclul and moral evils they bread. A groat deal of money la spent annually on motor Tehlcles their number increased by 2.0W.0U0 last year- otil on their upkeep, in the main it is ruimcy spent in a highly productive, forward looking way. For tho motor vehicle la very literally tho chariot which is carrying forward prosperity mid civilization. Detroit takes lnrce and legitimate pride In all this. It Is tho great ptoduclng and distributing center of the tcivin vehicle of modern material advance.

It Is llternl'y tho Hub from which movement and energy radiate to all the world. It Is a sigiildcant toward which mankind gnaea lu admiration and In becoming tho center of tho automobile Indus- Jack Tobin. motorman of the coast guard crew; Fay Jewell and Krlc Frederlckson, started bark How to Spur Ilsby'a Teeth. Mrs. S.

Q. writes: 1. Hsby Is 10 months old and has not a sign of a tooth. What would you suggest to hasten themf 2. Hluce month old she fr-oiicntly gets a rash on her face.

What may be the cause of this: 1. Klckety. Olve liar a good daily dose of auiwhlne. Alao a uaalr dose of cod hver oil. Diet doe.

not altoirether asree wita har. Thla iloea not troulila her much. Let It rlda. (Copyright, I36.) THEY DO IT NOW. There In no great sensation in the impassioned plea by Hev.

lr. Samuel Fritsche of Cleveland, that women be "allowed" to make the marriage proposal. Like tho youth in the city who wrote to his anxious father back home not to worry about the temptations of tho towu, "we are past all that." Women of today propose quite as freely as men do, not frequently In words, perhaps, but by Intimations and suggestions that are beyond the possibility of misunderstanding; and many of them are not ia middle of the straits after making aiich an heroic effort to get them back to Hoblo. Bo Henry spent Haturday and Sunday night on th straits. They are talking of rescuing him today.

Now this car is an old model and it hardly hangs together, but she atlll runs well. We often pick up parts of the car all along the road where It has passed along. I have found pieces of sheet pliila 15 Inches long by three Inches wide, nuts and bolts and pieces of the top and fenders while hunting and returning on the main roads where it had been. She was abandoned by the Turners here at Huron beach and given to the coast guard crew. The boys put S2 or $3 In repairs on her and she has been giving them good service ever since and they go anywhere with her, even go to the woods hunting In It.

This Is the second Ford that has crossed the straits on the Ice. In 1013 Tom Dawson brought a Ford over to Iioblo for Mrs. Iatura. They have used her everywhere and for everything and Is running well and is in good condition. Mow the next thing we will hear Is that Fords will be running In the water and flying.

KRNEST K. JEWELL Walkers Point, Chebovgan. 5. 1935. seem to agree as to the glories of the winter season.

The following Is from Karl Miller, 12370 Wyoming avenue: Winter. (With apoloalre to Jeaale A. Iloaa.) I opened my door one morning and found all the world In slush. Dressed for its winter carnival of tramping around in mush, EAeh side of my doorstep was billowy with snow banks two feet deep. To shovel all of this away cost many an hour of sleep; And down my winding pathway the snow wrs deeper still.

And as armed upon the pile certainly made me 111; I thought of the futile searching for shovel and for spade Oh, take me where the gulf stream flows, and let me sit In the shade. The old-fashioned prim young lady who whs always very careful to scat herself so her legs wouldn't show has a granddaughter now who vice verses. HTl.AH Cleans ItenoTatea Ueatroye Germa. Window sign, FOR AUGHT we know. It does: but why.

If one would destroy rterma. go to the bother of cleaning and reuovattiiK them? flea-ear Vaudeville. Ten people make up tha company presenting; "Leonora Stoppers. the featured act on this week's bill the Regent theater, whera It was em Monday afternoou for the first time locally. This is an elaborate and colorful rovuu, bright and, nappy, entertaining and humorous.

I'aba. and a man und a woman. ar etn in a wide variety of char-acltriiHieb dancea in which the lady displays elaborate gowns and a shapely rig urn. KiKut of the most siunmntc and statututiue of ihe tfiris a it oil red in a series ot drill-dances, which are unusually graceful and intricate and in which are displayed a wardrobe which wonun ut envy and men ill rave over. It is a bis rich in entertaining features.

Taut Kleist, illusionist and black art is act-n in a series of sleight-of-hand tricks that are highly humorous and mystlfyinK at ilia some time, lis creatts a man from nothing and causes roars ot launh-ter with a flash in pole with which he rate tit's ail manner of strange oh- lACta. The. ciiinay nhown a nnvHi across the straits. As the east gale of the day previous had blown and broken up the Ice. a wind from the west whipped around and cleaned the broken Ice out but much water In the mean time had been raised up on the ice and in many places where the enow was deep had formed nearly a foot of slush and soft snow.

The boys worked their way across to within a point a mile and a half of Hand bay when further progress was impossible, as poor old Henry got completely mired and stuck In the slush a foot or more deep. Po the boys had to abandon their faithful old car and summon a one horse fllelgh and go out and unload their freight of about 800 pounds and transfer it to the sleigh. It sure was pitiful to have to abandon poor old Henry out there In the tho least coy about doing so, or so saya common re Today's a Holiday By H. P. gTKl'HKXSON port and rumor.

Indeed tho modern young man seems quite to expect that the person of tho opposite sex with whom he happens to bo "keeping company" or as the current phrase has it, "playlug around," will meet him half way on tho fencing match of courtship, nnd we haven't tho least idea that many of them are startled, II after tho correct atmosphere is created, the subject of matrimony is directly broached by tho coy, hut not too coy maiden. That the new usago makes for more successful matrimony, as Mr. Fritsche thinks it should, we ute not so sure. Tha divorce court records do nut Indicate it. battle with KieUt sailing overhead Todays Talk Detroit has prospered nnd grown great, and is plad; hut a much higher reason for; mitkfactiim Is the fact that 1U Individual prosperity i is oely an exnrcp'e on A limited scale, of the prosper i'y end growth lu enterprise has opened up to thoi worU at ir.rgn.

I By George Matttiew Adams QtSCrtthm is raised as to the usefulness of the New Yoik state c.mal. Perhaps a dicker could be arranged wfcerehy Chtuigo could acquire it lor a fe'er. Now if doesn't hurry up and take that health trip to the south, somebody from among his Communist party foes may dispatch him to a much hotter climate. 111 unique aeroplane. Kltner and Jteauey, two clever coined iuns, one appearing- in black-fac-i, lukle the risibilities with f.iet comedy talk and song; numbers that kept Monday' audmncea in rar humor.

rtn and I Tew, man and wo ma add more comedy, lire we diPplayinK unusual talents as a mimic una Miss Orren lends assistance, thai help to put the act over. Kurd and t-'ackard form another team of comedians who come fully equipped for laughs. Their act is screamingly funny. On tliv screen ia hinr shown Rudulph Vjib-ntino's latent photoplay, "A Sainted Oevll," a thrilling story of South America adapted fnm Jin novel, "The Hope's Knd." It is a color tui story, Ailed with action, romance and drama, with Rudolph in the role of a youna; Spaniard. Others in the rast Include Mia Naldi.

Helen P'Algy. Dammar VtoUowtftiy and George Seiliman. CIVIC FETE l.V.IlIO. Tueadny. January 3W.

A tariff report could ordinarily have little connection with the celebration of a holiday, yet in the recent action of Brazil in increasing the free list of imported articles to include most of the essential foodstuffs we may see a reflection of the present far from festive condition of the country. This Is the annual civic holiday Hio de Janiero, the most brilliant of all the South American fetes, because as a rule it Is marked by such lavish entertainment, both municipal and private. But with the cost of living; at out-ragcous nights, with the cpuutr nervously hoping that the last has been heard from the revolution tsca for a time and with the possibility of some international complications on account of the new restrictions on Immigration, Rio will scarcely present Us wonted mien this year. Po strict a censorship has bean maintained on the press since ths outbreak of rebellion last year that it Is only by the most indirect mans that the world at largo has learned of some of the sensational happenings. One of thess was the flight of a whip of the Brasilia navy, under a mutinous crew, down the eastern coa.it of South America to Montevideo.

The mutineers joined, the revolutionists at the Brazilian border, but the ship was captured by another warship of ths same country. The spectacle of a successful mutiny on a ship of war almost unique. iCopyrtchf, The person who solves cross word merely succumbs to a heavy temptuijon; but the person who sew out to manufacture thorn deliberately tempts fate. HE KNOWS IT ISNT TRUE. When Christina Kakovuky, soviet charge d'aff-lrea .1 London, told a croup of provincial school teachers I'l Moscow that his out tit expects rtwngnitlon by the rnited States be'ore the end of the year he was lying.

Neither he nor bis associates expect of the sort, at least not If they stick to the IlakcYSity Risen'on that llosrow will not "accept lYuVstriaus are cordially Invited to attend the antomobKe show. None of th? cars will be in motion. AT HANI', from our obliging young nephew, of tho Universal ttprini- Chicago, a neat desk memorandum upon which' to Jot down thiuss one must not forgot. Now if we can only remember where the danced thing Is when we want It. One.

OLD 8TAnitY, I'd rise and sinar To beat the band In praise of good Oldcornedbeef and Petrolt Free Tress. I'll add my voice Without a flicker To boost good hoccke And poilu-ker. Florida Times-Union. I'll add some words To those you've said; I speak In praise Of oracklin bread. Greenville, 8.

Piedmont. TEN THOUSAND years hence, according to F'rof. Krnest W. Brown of Yale, the days will be one-tenth of a second longer than they are now. DON'T forget to set your watch.

Imprisonment. Sometime, "when Truth geta a there ax going to ba no mora prisona In wnlch to ahut up human belnKa. It ia because of thli archaic Idea that wa are ouraalves mostly Imprisoned in thought and conduct There are very few free human beinRfl In this world. And when one does come along who glories in nia freedom and who thus breathes clcaacr air than we do. we have our suspicions and put him down at once as atranje, queer and unnatural and sometimes aa unwholesome.

But the fact remains that most of us live in prisons of our own and other's making. Prisons are supposed to exist to protect society. But what are you going to do about society that ta made up of individual items unconcerned about protection for themselves? If we live in a glass house we have to be careful and watchful about those who may break loose from their atone and steel prisons. Just the minute that a human being does wrong he puts himself in prlnon. Also he manufactures wrong just the minute that he puts himself in prison without cauaef Imprisonment is the curse of personality Freedom is the flower of personality.

Its fragrance pentrtaes everything about it and scents up the atmosphere of the, world. Prisons are built from Huh) and big aton--s of thoughtlenHnpss thoughts of revenge and unkindness. When we throw harm we blindly think that we are hurting the other fellow. We are putting ourselves in prison, Th other fellow ift the free one. Whn civilization comes of age it will teu down its jails and put schools, playgrounds and, flower beds in their place, (Copyright, cesar tlon.

of the activities of the communist Inter-j Christians changed its name for fear as or.e of the conditions of recognition" people would begin writing It Xlauta. and If they continue to stand by their refusal to i "accept tho principle of re-establishment of pri- Purities kill off same fish, but nothing ever i socms to lessen the crop of stickers, vara property as envisioned by the American gov- emrrent." I the bolsbevlsts stop their seditious is said the muff Is coining back. it has never MMraVaudev.lIe. Tha Great Ilackstone. magician.

Illusionist and conjurer, one of the greatest artista in the world in his particular Una, is supplying the vaudeville bill in tha Miles theater this werk. offering benes of haf-liiii(f tricks and illusions each afternoon and ev'iiinc that last for 90 minutest. Blur si one is a-swiated by a company of in men and women, and carries several carloads of mechanical equipment, a camel, horses, rati. dotti and a whole of feathered fowl of different kind. I'nii'vnMy beautiful i h.a Birth of Fashion, in which IS prtty grl appear wearing the fashions propaganda 1" this country and give American citl-: been away among outfielders lilspatches show that people simply will go wrong, even in Purest Kansas.

m.s who have suffered from their thefts, the reparation ood nvl'uiirm duo, they haven't a chance to sol a (iip.ctuiit to Washington. And Kukovisky kcows It. When hijackers fall out there's a funeral. With January half gone, so is the coal. With aXriMteoioglafi, spades are trumps..